Trump the Freak Every Man wants to be.

The television news industry cannot get enough of Stormy Daniels, the pornstar who allegedly had a sexual affair with President Donald Trump 12 years ago. For months, the mainstream media has been chewing on the story that the commander-in-chief’s personal lawyer Michael Cohen paid Daniels, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford, $130,000 to keep her mouth shut about her liason with Trump.
Recently, NBC News reported that Daniels took a polygraph test in 2011 for a tabloid magazine interview that concluded she was “truthful about having unprotected vaginal intercourse with Donald Trump in July 2006.” And on Sunday, 60 Minutes is airing an exclusive interview with Stormy conducted CNN’s Anderson Cooper.

While the salacious details of Trump’s courting of an adult-film star is great for ratings, the Stormy scandal is not going to hurt the president. It’s certainly not going to get him impeached. And it is not going to convince his hardcore alt-right base to turn against him. In fact, Trump may even gain a lot of liberal-minded straight males to vote for him in 2020.

Fucking a pornstar makes Trump a real G in the eyes of any horndog. And let’s be honest, there is not a straight man in America who hasn’t fantasized about having sex with an adult film actress. This makes him even more relatable to the average guy. Trump may be one of history’s most unpopular presidents, but his poll numbers will never tumble below 35 percent because the people who still support him like that he is not the average Washington D.C. politician.

Remember during the election, the mainstream media was convinced Trump’s campaign was finished when the “grab em by the pussy” video tape came out. Mother fuckers tried to act like men don’t talk so crassly about the opposite sex. But walk into any cigar bar or barber shop and you will have to wash your ears out with bleach after hearing the shit dudes say about women they want to bang.

The video, and now Stormy, just made Trump more likeable to dudes who have fucked around on their wives. Stop by Tootsie’s, GFive or any other Miami strip club after midnight and you will find married businessmen grabbing so much boobs and ass that might even make Trump blush.

Furthermore, there’s nothing shocking about Trump trying to pay off a woman he cheated on his wife with. The man has been making headlines for being a creepy skirt-chaser since early on in his real estate career. So all the mainstream media is doing is boosting Trump’s popularity.

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